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Caption Competitions

 

September Competition Winner

Marion Wood won this month with :-

Jane is thinking....."What? Only three pints and a glass of red?....is that it?"

 

Jane is thinking....."What? Only three pints and a glass of red?....is that it?"

 

Jane – ‘Either Laurence’s beer glass has shrunk or that’s an enormous Glass of Wine he’s got me!’

 
If he bangs on again about how good this real ale is I will.........
 

Laurence and Jane get the news that he has been made club secretary in his absence.

 
How we are going to reach those ribbons for the maypole dance that we arranged for later

 

July competition winner

 

Winner was Martin Waring with "When Adrian voted for brexit he didn't realise they'd go this far !"

 
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Nice car! Crap lorry!

 

Nice lorry crap car!

 

Looking at the Reg No.  I would say it was Head Gasket Cooked!!

 

Who was too mean to pay for the petrol back from a run

 
Adrian's ramping it up again
 
Cor, Merryl is spoilt, she gets a lift when she is tired!
 
"When Adrian voted for brexit he didn't realise they'd go this far !"

 

 

May Caption Competition

Winner is Brian Clarke with "13 down - two words - Carole's Desire three letters and four letters........"

 
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Looks as if Les let on that he loves his MG more than he loves Carol.

 

13 down - two words - Carole's Desire three letters and four letters........

 

Carol's cross word scared everyone away

 

"wait until he gets hungry, then he will let me back in the house"

 

"I never knew that the Sports pages were so interesting"

 
Another one of our wonderful summer outings!
 
A giant grey winged butterfly masquerading as an mgoc member enters the club gazebo

 

 

February Caption Competition

Winner is "What chances do you think I have of getting a look at that board??" by Janet Rose

 
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"Janet for Dessert??? Underselling herself at £4.25"

Isnt Janet a sweetie too?

Perhaps I can hypnotise Janet to pass over the dessert board!

What chances do you think I have of getting a look at that board??

Janet is looking very pleased with her new iPad

Janet says: I'll start with the Apple Pie, then Treacle Tart and finish with the Trifle please.

Janet says " All little things are good!"
The Brian Wilson photobomb works again!
No Janet. Spotted Dick is not a disease!

This wasn't the answer the quiz master expected when he asked the question.."Name the major deserts of the world ".

Janet's contribution to the Glosmgoc board meeting was very helpful
 

 

 

 

November Competition

Winner is Martin Waring with

"I can't get the hang of these selfies ! Perhaps if I bought one of those new fangled sticks

 

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Ere Pete, is that you?

Pete listens to the applause after his appearance an the Antiques Road Show

Well you told me to take your best side!
I dont understand, one minute he's looking at me then the streaker appears

Looks like Pete has already leant his ear to friends, MG owners and his countrymen!!

Ear ear I agree, a classic ear if I saw one.

It's all too earie for me!

""I can't get the hang of these selfies ! Perhaps if I bought one of those new fangled sticks".

 

 

 

August Caption

 

And the winner is Keith Lewis with

No, I don't know where Mr Bond is! But he told me not to push this button, and when I did he was gone.

Why did you not tell what it did BEFORE I touched it!!

What do you mean NOT THAT ONE!!

Is that the button you use to fast dial the AA?

When I pushed this button it made less noise than mummy and daddy did!

3-2-1- lift off......

BUT Uncle Trevor said I could press this one...

If I press this will it take off?

I wondered where my chewing gum was!

Oh No! Not another Child in an MG

“Mummy is this the flush button?”

I heard mummy tell daddy that he had pushed her button and then they went to bed. Will I have to go to bed if I push this button??

See.........and if I press it again it turns me back into a grumpy old bugger!

”The ejector seat button? WOW”

No, I don't know where Mr Bond is! But he told me not to push this button, and when I did he was gone.

 

 

 

 

July Caption

As usual the winner was Brian with

" That was a bad one! I wonder is she knows it was me"
 

While Trev dreams and snores, Sue pretends that he is not with her.

 

"Oh dear! Sue’s having another pint of Guinness…"

 

If I pretend to be asleep long enough may be I'll avoid shopping...

 
Is this what they mean by Cloud storeage
 
If we get a cloud burst now it will go all over my T shirt
 
"One MGB, two MGBs, three MGBs, four MGBs, five MGBs, surely I'll get to sleep soon, six MGBs, seven MGBs........... "
 
I've been saying for years he is empty headed. This proves it
 
If Michael Fish says I've got nothing to worry about I'm out of here
 

“WHY did he have to mention the MG-Live weekend at Silverstone ?  ………. “

 
Omg my toy boys walked in .......
 

"Thank you, thank you, thank you! What could I have done to deserve such good luck!"

 
 

 

March Caption

winner is Gethin Jones

Biggles hangs on in amazement as an MG TF starts first time.

 

 

Biggles hangs on in amazement as an MG TF starts first time.
 

Mo can tell its about to rain.

 

Kilroy was ‘ere, but now the better looking one is!

 

Biggles is annoyed when he only gets the 3rd Prize Cup 

 

I have heard of the wheels coming off !! but the windscreen????

 
Tora! Tora! Tora! Now where are those American aircraft carriers
 

Vot! Ve Haz no machine gunz

 
"The new soft top didn't quite fit as well as he'd hoped"
 

“Wot! No wings.”

 

 

January Caption

winner is Brian Clarke

'I hope that's Diet Coke Eddie'

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No Eddy, I was kidding when I said thats the way the French take their sugar!
 
Eddy is snorting with laughter
 

Whey, aye man, it's champion.

 

I hope that's Diet Coke Eddie

 

Finally, Eddie gets online...

 

Eddy was caught taking another back hander !

 

No, Eddy that's not what the Hokey Cokey is all about!

 

"AHHH BISTO"

 

 

 

November Caption

winner is Gethin Jones

'It looks like the belly dancing demo inspired Rita to practice at home'

 

"Only six more veils to go"

If I lived with Adrian I would draw the curtains as well.

‘Oh hello, I thought you were the window cleaner – I was going to add to your list of confessions ’

"It looks like the belly dancing demo inspired Rita to practice at home"

"Rita removes the offending English white curtain before the neighbors hear the  Australian match result"
"No, I cant give you any change. I've got nothing on me!"

"Quiet Adrian! The milkman's here for his money."

 

 

September Caption

winner is Julie Hawker

Trev thinks ‘I don’t know what you’re smiling about egghead, Sue’s going to smash your head in, in a minute’.

 

 

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Trev thinks ‘I don’t know what you’re smiling about egghead, Sue’s going to smash your head in, in a minute

This is what Trev would look like if he smiled

Sue presents a miniature  eggsample of Trev

Sue’s “My Little Trev” range of eggs are now on sale

I hope she finishes with my egg soon – I am hungry

Wish she was as proud of me!

Whats all the fuss about, he hasn’t got a club shirt on
Sue says "Dont you think he looks as handsome as my Trev
Sue says "Dont you think he looks as handsome as my Trev
I always said Trev looks like an egghead

Sue's entry for the 'Food that reminds you of your partner' competition was not to be scoffed at !

Trev wants to know if he can have some more please

 

July Caption winner

The winner was Keith Lewis with

As usual two of the committee members found themselves in a bit of a flap!

 

A new addition to the MGOC's outdoor equipment is this Snogging attachment for the club awning.

We haven’t done this since you took me to see Gone with the wind

Trev will be taking bookings when this pair have finished.

Confidentiality can be ensured by written requests on a £20 note  slipped surreptitiously  into Trev's pocket.

Ooh Tony what brought this on!

I told you not to have those Oysters

Oohh, Howard!!

The producers of "Last of the summer Wine" wish to point out that Howard and Marina have not been paid for this MG advert.

The ugly pills work quicker than expected !

Its not true what they say about Tony.

As usual two of the committee members found themselves in a bit of a flap!

The Dance of the Veils was a bit disappointing…

 

May Caption winner

"You must have been speeding when you came through that wall!" by John Rose

"That is not Tex! he is not wearing a big hat!" 
 
"Well, the choice was, a new V8 or Phillip. "
 
"You can never rely on all of the parts to arrive at the same time!!"

 

"You must have been speeding when you came through that wall!"

 

"Sorry Tim but it looks as if DHL have only delivered half the order again"

 
"No Philip, I have seen better bonnet ornaments!"
 
"Philip. I still think a girl in a bikini is more likely to sell the car"
 
"MG - Safety Fast asleep"
 

"WOW !  who said these greenstuff brake pads were no good. "

 

“That’s not what I meant by pop the bonnet…”

 
 

 

March Caption Competition

The winner is "She's only a bird in a gilded cage, A beautiful sight to see…." from Terry Heighway

Heres the obvious one to get you started.

Teresa, when I asked you about 4 across and said it was four letters ending in IT and was found at the bottom of a bird cage. You were wrong, it was GRIT!

 
"When Brian wanted a bird in a cage,   He should have gone to the pet shop."
 
" Don't let her out until after the next quiz Brian! "
 

"Brian never did like my parrot polly-always making comments.Now I find the door open.
I wonder how that happened!!!!"

 
"Key. What key?"
 
" I tawt I taw a puddy tat a creeping up on me I did I taw a puddy tat as plain as he could be

"
 
"Elf & Safety suggested this to Brian"
 

"She's only a bird in a gilded cage, A beautiful sight to see…..”

 

 

January Caption Competition

Paul Drewett won with "The elves stared and pondered how to get Santa down from the tree"

"Who forgot the portaloo??"

 

"This might kill the grass, but mowing is quicker."

 

"Don't tell me!  Adrian has lost 10 pee again."

 

"They searched and searched but they couldn’t find the “No Entry Sign”

 

“The SAS camouflage course wasn’t going too well”

 
"They formed an orderly queue to use the tree "
 
"With amazing precision after a long day, nobody stands downwind"
 

"Are these members of the well-known African tribe, “we’re the hellarewe”?"

 

" This is the only way out ! Now he WILL have to pay his membership fee."

 

 

 

November Caption Competition

The winner is Brian Clarke with "‘Pooh Bear love honey’ "

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"Slurp slurp slurp slurp"

 
"Pooh Bear love honey"
 

"Where's the honey mummy!"

 

"Thin Lizzy said there was 'Whiskey In The Jar' ”

 

"He’s at the glue pot again."

 
"John was more than happy to supply a large Mug shot!"
 
"Mo! Where's the housekeeping gone"
 

"A rum bloke with a rum jar."

 

"Don't waste any John!"

 

"Bet his tongue touches the bottom"

 
"What is the one mug saying to the other mug? Happy days. Cheers"

 

 

September Caption competition

The winner was "No matter how alluring Brian makes himself Lionel is still not interested! "

 

Well duckie, do you mind if I just adjust the hair before you shoot.

 

Why does he have to do that behind ME!

 
Stylish or what?
 
OOH!, shut that door
 
No matter how alluring Brian makes himself Lionel is still not interested!
 

Oooh has anyone seen my manbag, I am sure I had it when I came in.

 

It's amazing how much light you can generate by standing in a silly pose.

 

Brian has a lightbulb moment.

 

It's not what I expected when I asked to see the latest MG model!

 
 

 

 

July Meeting winners

Todays winner is "Sue and Trev do their final casting audition as Rhet and Scarlet for the Gone with the wind remake" by Adrian. But he feels guilty as he does the site. The adjudicator doesnt know who it is. So, in the interest of fairness he has declined and the runner up, and winner of the bottle of wine, is

"I think you're right Trev...the ferry has left without us." To find the winner come to the meeting

 

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"No Trev, its not an MG, it is a Lada"

 

"Take the dark glasses off Trev, then you might be able to see it"

 

"Wow that YT goes well."

 

“You know Sue I think it sounded like Adrian’s bigends were knocking”

 
"Sue and Trev do their final casting audition as Rhet and Scarlet for the Gone with the wind remake"
 

"I think you're right Trev...the ferry has left without us."

 

"Get your pass ready Trev the bus is coming."

 
" Aw come on Trevor, just follow the Yellow Brick Road "

 

 

May 2014 competition

 

The winner is Adrian with "As rumours of terrorist activity increase the Palace decides to step up security"

Come to the meeting to see

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"You bought it off doctor who?"

 

"Look it's a JAN in the box"

 

" Should she not be in her bare skin?"

 
"As rumours of terrorist activity increase the Palace decides to step up security"
 

“When your classic breaks down so often they give you your own classic RAC telephone Box”

 
"EU directive ensures that all workers to have their own home with a roof over their heads"
 
"Sale of the sentry"

 

"Its always the same with a box of Roses, no one ever eats the last soft centered one!"
 
"I thought it was a con.No beach,no facilites,no space,but i like the colour!"
 
" The Lifeguards launch their new range of urban warfare uniforms

"
 

"After the recent floods Jan tries out the new DEFRA emergency shelter"

 

 

March 2014

The winner is "I told you to keep you mouth shut Eddy. We will never find your teeth in here"

 

Well done Rita

 

"Adrian - couldn't you wait to use the gents?"
"Eddie - how many times have I told you to put those keys away safely!"

"Adrian has to enlist help as the tide comes in after he had dropped a 10p coin."

“I told you the MG wouldn’t float”

"I cant believe you left it here with the tide coming in !! At least its bright yellow we should be able to spot it."

"I told you to keep you mouth shut Eddy. We will never find your teeth in here"

"Why don't you three come and look over here? the water is not so deep"

" Why do I have to carry all the shoes?"

"Oh I so like to be beside the sea side ....Oh I do like to be beside the sea..."

"The Wet Wet Wet concert wasn't all it was cracked up to be..."

"You three go ahead - I don't fancy a fish pedicure"

 

January 2014

Teresa wins with "Hows Trev got his hand round there?"

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"to get the lens cap off, you just twist to the left"

"I promise, the spider I wanted you to photograph was this big!"

"How’s Trev got his hand round there?"

"And the Bush Tucker trial involved eating a spider this big"
"Now look Trevor, to get it to work you need to push the whatsit into the thingamajig! "

"Trevor, was transfixed by the invisible glove puppet show."

“While Trev sang the old Max Bygraves hit 'You Need Hands' Mike did the actions”

At the Christmas Charades - “It’s only one syllable Trev”
Any suggestions????

 

 

November 2013

Adrian wins with "" Derrick will go Ape if this isnt sorted soon!."

" Derrick will go Ape if this isnt sorted soon!."

 
"No John! we said we had a GRILLE problem!"
 

"If I could find the Gorilla who tightened this nut up I'd......"

 
"Just ignore him fellows,...... He knows nothing about MG's"
 
"Who said its easier to train monkeys....."
 
"I said pass the monkey wrench not monkey wench!"
 
"When you said bring an MG I thought you meant My Gorilla!"
 

"Three bl##dy experts and they know less than a gorilla!!"

 

 

August 2013

Winner (again - Brian Clarke)

Our "All You Can Eat Buffet Run'" is always popular.

" Quick John we might be able to get seconds."

 

"Yet another practice session for the GMGOC's synchronised eating team goes well."

 
" Food,food glorious food!"

 
"Don't worry lads Janet has got the Gaviscon!! .
 
"Gnaw, Masticate, Grind Or Chew club outing"
 
"Quick John - here comes Janet"
 
"John, are you sure Janet says this on your diet?"
 
"And its Rob ahead by a potatoe!"

June 2013

This months winner was Pete Vielvoye with

Pat – “He should be so lucky  it’s quite small really”

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"Don't believe a word he says! That fish gets longer the more wine he drinks!"

"You're over reacting Pat, the handling of the MGB is giving me loads of confidence,i missed the artic by at least this much !!
"Dont Listen girls, I know the truth!"

Pat – “He should be so lucky  it’s quite small really”

Pat was unimpressed with Paul's rendition of the old Max Bygraves favourite,  "You Need Hands"

 

 

 

March 2013

Winning caption is "Rumours that Wham are reforming are confirmed!"Congratulations Rita Mullins

"Gloucestershire MGOC denies rumors that you need dodgy headgear to become a member."

 

"The three MuGstateers"

 
"Rumours that Wham are reforming are confirmed!"
 
"Rag, Tag and Bobtail"
 

"Rumours that Glos MG Club are founding their own boy band are confirmed at their first photoshoot"

 
"MG club members display their sartorial elegance!"
 
"Trev and Adrian cuddle-up to Santa trying to get more MG stuff in their stockings"
 

"The three likely lads just before being sucked up into the ceiling vacuum system."

 

"High Court Judge, Mr Justice Hunter, seen in company of local dodgy geysers."

 
"Who"s round is it anyway?".
 
" Modern version of 'The Three Graces'...clothed ...fortunately!

"
 

"Last of Summer Wine remake rumoured"

 
Any suggestions????

 

 

December 2012

 

 

Sept 2012

Winner is "If he steps back he'll find Nettleton Bottom" - Brian Clarke
"I thought Council workers wore yellow"
 

"Don't tell me!  The next run finishes in Cheltenham and you don't want us to get lost."

 
"Do not order the salad at the next club do!

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"I am sure Adrian dropped that pound coin here somewhere…”
 

'I find these treasure hunts a bit of a drag!'

 
"I am going to prove Marion wrong! I am sure Cheltenham is this way"
 

"If he steps back he'll find Nettleton Bottom"

 

"Help, my back's gone getting out of the MGA"

 

"Cotswold verger at work"

 

"Yes, I know I told him that the rotor arm for the MG TD was obsolete these days - but I didn't ask him to chuck it out ... !"

 

"Adrian has never dropped a pound in his life! "   But you never know??????

 
Any more suggestions????

The winning caption is "Well at least we are both pointing in the same direction.  RESULT!!!!!!!!!"

Congratulations again Gethin

"Cramming for the navigators test - Now which way is left"
 
"Who the hell did THIS TULIP ROUTE !!"
 
"Hmm! I wish I could find my glasses"
 

"Now where did I put those sunglasses?"

 
"Well at least we are both pointing in the same direction.  RESULT!!!!!!!!!"
 
"Strange, there was a handbag shop here last time we travelled along this road!"
 
"Rita, are you sure this side of the car is the right side?"
 
 

 

 

 

 

July 2012

 

The winning caption is:

30 seconds later the real ale kicked in and Robs smile suddenly disappeared.

 

"Dad, I think your Big ends gone!"

"Looks like it’s thumbs up for Trev"

"Not sure it will pass the MoT emissions test…"

"You can see the family resemblance"
"Trev and Rob get in some much needed practice for the Chrimbo pantomime horse"
"30 seconds later the real ale kicked in and Rob's smile suddenly disappeared"
"I am sure there was an engine in here when we started!"
 

 

May 2012

 

Winner was Lynn with '' Well, I know there was an engine in here when we started.off

 

"Do you think another rubber band will help?"

 

"Go on Rita tell them what is wrong  and we can go and have a cup to tea!!"

 

"Members adopt the "casual mechanics" approach as with hands in pockets they feel cocky about the solution. Rita is not so sure that this will work! "

 

'' Well, I know there was an engine in here when we started.off"      

 

"Rita waits, but two AAH's  a OOH and three deep intakes of breath will never get the bonnet shut. "

 

Rita said “First one to fill the radiator without a splash”

 
The amount of times you breakdown,  those bonnet hinges will never seize up!
 

Will you say a prayer or shall I ?

 
 

 

March 2012

Winner was Gethin with "Biggles and Ginger were still a little dazed after surviving the crash landing"

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"Who said same sex marriages dont work!"

"Biggles and Ginger were still a little dazed after surviving the crash landing"

"Biggles and friend"

"Bless, may they live happily ever after!"

"I seem to have lost my goggles Trev"

"Living proof that an alien crew did survive Roswell"

"Dick Dastardly and Mutley look like they finally caught the pidgeon"

"Finally Compo got Nora Batty in a clinch much to her disgust, sorry his disgust"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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